What's up with all the dating services?

There are so many dating services out there these days that it's hard to keep track of them . . . but who would want to? I get ads on my computer every day which I just delete immediately. There are ads for young people, ads for religious people, ads that promise to set you up with someone of your age group with like interests -- I guess that means old people.

There is also speed dating which I think is a riot! I can't imagine a group of people participating in that where they all take part at the same time and go from one person to the next in about 5 minutes. It must work something like this:

(Millennials looking for dates)

Shirley: Hi, I'm Shirley.

Jerry:    Hi, I'm Jerry and you are surely pretty, Shirley.

Shirley:  I don't think you're funny.

Jerry:     And I surely don't really think you're pretty, Shirley.

Shirley:  So why don't you just f***  off, Jerry!

                              

                           B U  Z Z E R !!!

(Religious people looking for good people and dates)

George: Hi, I'm George

Sarah:     Hi, I'm Sarah and I go to church every Sunday and twice during the week.

George:  Why do you do that, Sarah?

Sarah:    Because I need to confess. I'm married and sleeping with my mailman.

George:  I'm a UPS man and faster than a mailman.

Sarah:    Sounds good to me - You're on!

                          B U Z Z E R !!!

(Old people looking for . . . they can't remember just what it is)

Larry:    Hi, I'm Larry.

Sally:    Hi, I'm Sally. What are doing here?

Larry:    I don't know.

Sally:    Where do you live?

Larry:    uhhh . . . .

Sally:    Do you want to take me home?

Larry:    I think I just peed my pants.

                        B U Z Z E R !!!

I think in this instance the religious people had the most promise. More will begin attending church, and the women will be looking for UPS men - possibly some of the men also.