"Law & Order: SUV

Special Unit Vigilantes"

The original "Law & Order" began in 1990 although it seems like it's been on the air for many more years. It's a sort of comfort food in that you can always depend on it being there for you when you need something to make you feel warm and cozy. When it was canceled, I was crushed, but I still had "Law & Order: SVU" and "Law & Order: Criminal Intent." And I can always watch the reruns of the original one as they are always running. I think I can recite the dialogue right along with them!

But I got to thinking . . . why couldn't there be a new one started.  So I came up with the name "Law & Order: SUV - Special Unit Vigilantes." It would have sexual connotations, of course, as does the SVU program. But it wouldn't be with well-known actors, and it would all take place in an SUV convertible.

The cast would be:

Ann Coulter - lawyer, conservative social commentator, author, etc. She spends a lot of time around the Fox network, probably because that is the only place anyone can stand her.

Todd Akin - Republican senatorial candidate from Missouri who coined the term "legitimate rape" and then unsuccessfully tried to explain what it meant. I think he may lose the race for the Senate as he's pretty dumb - dumb in a way that even republicans wish he'd go away. 

Sarah Palin - she needs no introduction

Michele Bachmann - Republican representative from Minnesota. She's ultra conservative, loud and brassy. Too loud and brassy to be let loose to speak more than two minutes.

These cast members would ride around in an SUV convertible. Ann Coulter would be the driver with her long blond hair blowing in the wind! Sarah would ride shotgun and carry her very own shotgun, straight from Alaska. She'd be ready to take care of  anything that might arise that the group found distasteful. Todd would be on the lookout for any woman who might be heading for Planned Parenthood. I don't know what that looks like, but he must, and Sarah could take it from there. Michele would practice her next speech, but only in 2-minute intervals as the rest of the group can't stand her voice.

This would be a weekly show and could be filmed all over the country - not just stuck in New York as the other Law & Order programs are. I think this is an outstanding idea. I wonder what Dick Wolf would think?