“Harry calls his broker an idiot.”

My grandson, Harry, is very precocious for his age. As you can see from this picture, he’s checking in with his broker from a Manhattan pay phone. I think he left his cell phone home in the toilet where it fell as he was bending over to check the size of his poop. He was hoping to outdo his Aunt Cindy who, as a child, held the family record for the biggest ones ever.

Harry can be very hard on his broker when it’s necessary, especially when he once told Harry to buy mutual funds which promptly went down the toilet – possibly with the cell phone. I have an idea he’ll be changing brokers soon as he just can’t put up with anymore incompetence.

When Harry was about 5 years old, Teri, Mark and Harry took Rita and her family to a USC – Oregon State University football game in Los Angeles. Rita and Teri had both graduated from OSU. After the game they tried to get Harry to go to the restroom before leaving the stadium, but he refused. So as they were walking with the crowd away from the stadium, Harry announced he had to go and couldn’t wait. So he got out of the line of pedestrians and pooped behind a blade of grass. The whole incident was very embarrassing - - but funny - - and incredibly stinky. The ride home was no longer funny and even stinkier. But no one will ever forget the day Harry took a dump on the USC campus. Very fitting since USC won that afternoon.